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Good evening,
friends and suspects.

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From time to time,
we receive letters

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asking us to
help viewers

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commit the
perfect crime.

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Naturally, we don't want
to be put in a position

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of encouraging
hardened criminals.

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Amateurs, perhaps.

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I think the first
thing to remember

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is not to leave
fingerprints around.

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Where homicide
is concerned,

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one should be as
tidy as possible.

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I think I have
just the thing.

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One, two, three,
four, five.

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Six.

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I happen to have

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over 400,000 of these.

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The gentleman
who made them

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was a production genius.

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He just couldn't count.

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Next, we have
a training film,

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and I want you
latent criminals

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to pay closest attention.

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Well, it is kind of
a pretty piece of glass.

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I guess I bought it at
the right five and dime.

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Don't joke about anything
so beautiful, Brad.

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I've never seen
such a lovely stone.

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I'm glad that
you like it.

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Brad, I know I shouldn't
seem so burstingly eager,

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but about the
date for the wedding.

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Mom and Dad are waiting
in San Francisco,

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-and I promised them--
-I know.

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Well, there'll be
so much for them to do.

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Friends and relatives
to notify and--

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Well, 101 things
I won't even enumerate now.

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And being here
in Los Angeles,

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I can't help
them very much.

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You said you wanted that
kind of a wedding, Brad.

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I want whatever you want.

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-Darling--
-Mmm-hmm.

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Do you think we might
say within a month?

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Or two months?

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Well, what do you
say to three weeks?

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Three weeks?

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Mmm-hmm.

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Oh, Brad!

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You just give me
two or three days

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to settle this real estate
thing with Harry Gavin,

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and then you can tell
your parents for sure.

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You know
I love you.

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But I can't
see you tonight.

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I promised Harry I'd
drop by the office

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no later than 8:30,

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and I gotta get
out of here.

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Do you mind?

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Not as long as
it's Harry Gavin, dear,

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and not that
lady novelist.

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Now, you mustn't be
unkind about Leslie.

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That is over
with, isn't it?

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Yes, it's over
and out of season

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like a five-cent phone call.

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Or you might say last
year's Valentine's card.

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Now, come on,
I've gotta go.

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(door unlocking)

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You upstairs, Les?

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Yes, come on up.

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You're late, I've
been waiting and waiting.

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Come here.

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What's the matter?

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There's nothing the matter.

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That's a stupid answer
if I ever heard one.

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Come on, now; you've either
been out with another woman

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or you need a
new brand of pills.

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Which is it?

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That's very funny.

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How come you're
working so late?

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Television script.

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Has to be
delivered tomorrow.

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Why television?

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What about the book?

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Money, darling.

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Rapid money.

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So I can continue
to afford you.

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Oh, Brad, would you fix the
plug on this miserable lamp?

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You're so clever
and I'm so helpless.

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You do that, and
I'll fix us a drink, huh?

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Oh, I don't want a drink.

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You're such a bore when
you're not drinking.

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You get that Sir Lancelot
look in your eye

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and all I feel like
doing is kicking you

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in the face for
your precious nobility.

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You're very sweet.

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Yes, I guess
I am, aren't I?

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No one should know better
than you, darling.

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Oh, you are so clever
at fixing things.

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Oh, tell me about the
real estate business now.

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Did you and your
companions just redesign

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the whole
Pacific Coast today?

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What if I
told you it was

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a whole lot better
than you think?

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What if I said there
was a real future in this,

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and that for the
first time in my life,

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I feel that I have,
sort of, found myself?

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"Found yourself"?

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You sound like a great,
big, lost collar button.

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But go ahead,
enjoy your dream.

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It's no dream.

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All right,
all right.

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That's exactly
what you said

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when I financed your
sporting goods store.

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Do you remember that?

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Let's not quarrel, Brad.

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I'm not really fond of you
for practical reasons, anyway.

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Hey, I thought we'd go down
the beach tomorrow, huh?

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For what?

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For fun, of course.

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I didn't think we'd
go down to dig clams.

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Look!

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I think we'd
better have

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a pretty clear understanding
about ourselves.

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I've put off talking about
it too long as it is.

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Now, things
just can't go on

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the way they've been
between you and me.

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Pacific Glens is a--

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It's a large-scale operation
with important people,

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and it needs just a touch
of respectability about it.

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Oh, well,
of course it does.

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Yes.

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I thought you'd
sneer at that.

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The fact is
simple enough.

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I want to
get married.

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Mar--

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Oh, Brad,
you astonish me.

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Respectability actually
means that much to you?

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Well, all right then.

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I'll marry you.

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That's not exactly
what I had in mind.

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I intend to
marry somebody else.

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You're joking, aren't--

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That's silly, Brad.

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You belong to me.

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You're like a sink or a
stove or a clock on the wall!

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You're bought
and paid for.

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-I'm what?
-You heard what I said.

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What do you
think I am?

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I know what you are.

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You're kind of a strutting,
empty-headed peacock

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that happens to hold a
great attraction for me.

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Don't ask me why,
I don't know.

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I've asked myself
a dozen times

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why I have to wear
you on my back.

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The only albatross
in California

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with 22 suits of clothes,

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all bought and
paid for by me.

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Oh, yes, and you're very
good at fixing light plugs.

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You're so nice
to have around.

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Easy, Zorro.

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It's nice to
be so manly,

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but let's not
corn it up, huh?

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All right, Brad.

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Tell me about her.

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What's her name?

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What difference
does it make?

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Oh, it might make a
great deal of difference.

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What does she look like?

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She's very attractive.

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And more important,
she's very nice.

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Nice!

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Oh, that's a great
adjective for you to use.

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Is that all you
can say about her?

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She's nice?

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What would you
like me to say?

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I want statistics.

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Is she tall?

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Does she have
a nice figure?

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Yes, she's tall and
she has a nice figure.

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Now, lay off.

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You still haven't
told me her name, Brad.

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What is there to hide?

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With her there's
nothing to hide.

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Her name is
Janice Wright.

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I believe you met her
at the Ferguson place

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one night in Pasadena.

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She arrived that night
before you passed out.

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Wright?

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Tall girl,
rather insipid?

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From one of those preferred,
sort of, eastern schools?

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Oh, yes, I remember.

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Really, Brad, you
think she can afford you?

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What's that
supposed to mean?

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Just what I said.

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Can she buy you
clothes and things?

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Will she be willing to
drive around in a little car

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to keep you supplied
with a big one?

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In my own case,
those things

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never particularly
mattered much.

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But a girl like
that, uh-uh,

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she'll get tired
very quickly.

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I mean, if things
were pinched,

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there wasn't
any ready cash,

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would she be
willing to give you

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a big diamond
solitaire to hock?

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By the way, Brad,

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where is the ticket
for that ring?

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I mean, maybe if I
dressed up more often

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like the prize mare
on a merry-go-round,

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I'd be more
appealing to you, huh?

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Where's that
ticket, Brad?

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I've got it at home.

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I was gonna
give it back.

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I wasn't just
gonna walk out.

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Walk out, is that what
you said, walk out?

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Look, Les,
I've had it--

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Listen, I'm going
to do you a lasting favor,

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to make sure that you
never marry that precious,

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Vassar-wrapped bon-bon!

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You think you
can stop me?

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Oh, yes, yes, I
know I can, my friend.

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Let's see, now, "W".

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One of the advantages
of my profession,

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it taught me to spell.

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Wright, Janice,
on Sweetzer Drive.

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I wasn't gonna call
her right now, dear.

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Not now, or any other time.

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I'm warning you.

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Yes, Brad.

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I don't want to say it,
I better get out of here.

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You really wouldn't
call her, would you?

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Listen, you've got to get it
through that popcorn brain

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of yours that
I will do anything

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that serves my purpose.

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My purpose being to keep you
intact, for myself alone.

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Just the way it's
been all these years.

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Haven't you any
self-respect as a woman?

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Haven't you any pride?

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Pride, no, I don't
have the kind of pride

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that you're talking about.

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I'm not afraid of scenes.

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And if you don't believe it,
you just try me.

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Just try me.

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There'll be phone
calls, letters,

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shrieking matches that will
raise the hair on her head

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like a three-dollar wig!

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I'll follow
you everywhere,

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and if by the
end of a week

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she hasn't
thrown you over,

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you'll both have
a nervous collapse.

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Now, do you understand?

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Do you?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I understand.

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Right.

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Things like this
are bound to pass.

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You just had a nervous rash of
respectability, that's all.

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I have everything
that you want and need.

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Means to support us,

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a pressure-cooker
kind of yen for you.

262
00:10:56,450 --> 00:10:57,690
Now, this will last, Brad.

263
00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:58,690
The other won't.

264
00:10:58,720 --> 00:10:59,950
Believe me.

265
00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:09,200
That's better.

266
00:11:09,230 --> 00:11:10,470
Now, go on and
get out of here.

267
00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,970
I've only got about
two pages left on this.

268
00:11:13,070 --> 00:11:17,740
Go on.

269
00:11:17,770 --> 00:11:20,140
Oh, Brad, would you
do me one more favor?

270
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,640
Would you put my
car in the garage?

271
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:25,910
I parked on the street
and I'll get a ticket.

272
00:11:25,950 --> 00:11:27,920
Oh, I--

273
00:11:27,950 --> 00:11:29,080
I'll leave the
key in the car.

274
00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,790
I don't wanna traipse up
here with it, all right?

275
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:31,890
All right.

276
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:35,620
Just so long as you
call me when you get home.

277
00:11:35,660 --> 00:11:39,430
Love late
phone calls.

278
00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:40,700
I'll call.

279
00:11:40,730 --> 00:11:50,740
*

280
00:11:50,770 --> 00:12:00,820
*

281
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:10,760
*

282
00:12:10,790 --> 00:12:20,840
*

283
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:30,780
*

284
00:12:30,810 --> 00:12:44,360
*

285
00:12:44,390 --> 00:12:47,800
(phone rings)

286
00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:49,430
Hello.

287
00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:51,330
Hi.

288
00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:53,340
Naturally,
you're a liar.

289
00:12:53,370 --> 00:12:54,940
Love my foot.

290
00:12:54,970 --> 00:12:56,810
But it's nice to hear
you say it anyway.

291
00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:57,870
I couldn't
move your car.

292
00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:00,610
There's something
wrong with the ignition.

293
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,040
No, it's not
the battery.

294
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,310
What I thought
I'd do is tomorrow

295
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:05,450
I'll take it
over to Stanton's

296
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:08,880
and leave it there for
a complete check-up.

297
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,150
Well, if you have to
go out to the Valley,

298
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,490
why don't you take a cab

299
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:15,120
and I'll pick you up
in front of the studio?

300
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,120
Six o'clock.

301
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,290
Good.

302
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,630
Then we'll go on down to
the beach from there, huh?

303
00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:20,330
That's a good idea.

304
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:23,770
A drive to the beach might be
the best thing for both of us.

305
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,300
*

306
00:13:25,330 --> 00:13:27,300
Six o'clock.

307
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,970
*

308
00:13:32,670 --> 00:13:42,680
*

309
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:52,760
*

310
00:13:52,760 --> 00:14:02,700
*

311
00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:12,780
*

312
00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:22,720
*

313
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:32,800
*

314
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:42,740
*

315
00:14:42,780 --> 00:14:52,820
*

316
00:14:52,820 --> 00:15:02,760
*

317
00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:12,840
*

318
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:26,760
*

319
00:15:26,790 --> 00:15:28,090
(car horn beeps)

320
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,400
-Hi!
-Am I late?

321
00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:36,460
Only half an hour.

322
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,730
Where did you
get this car?

323
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,600
Oh, I decided to have some
work done on my car, too,

324
00:15:39,630 --> 00:15:40,970
and this is the
one they loaned me.

325
00:15:45,470 --> 00:15:47,710
Just a little
dividend for waiting.

326
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,680
Oh, it's going to
be a beautiful night.

327
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:36,520
Brad?

328
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,690
Yeah, I'll be
right there.

329
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:38,690
Bring some towels
when you come.

330
00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:39,930
I have the robes.

331
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,060
All right.

332
00:16:41,060 --> 00:16:42,060
Let's see now.

333
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:46,170
We need cigarettes,
lighter--

334
00:16:49,970 --> 00:16:52,610
Oh, here's your
junior-sized cavalry saber

335
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:54,080
that you left
behind last night.

336
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,210
I meant to give
it to you before.

337
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,240
What made you
think of that?

338
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,480
I don't know, I
thought you might wanna

339
00:16:57,510 --> 00:16:59,250
spear a fish or something.

340
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,320
Not tonight.

341
00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:02,720
Here you are.

342
00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:35,420
Brad?

343
00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:36,620
Brad?

344
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,660
Oh, you scared me.

345
00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:43,730
Where were you?

346
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,190
Yeah, I'm sure.

347
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,060
You've always been
the timid type.

348
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,060
Oh, Brad, this
is so much better.

349
00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:50,900
The two of us
together, alone,

350
00:17:50,930 --> 00:17:53,170
just the way
it's always been.

351
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,700
Kiss me.

352
00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:34,910
*

353
00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:45,050
*

354
00:18:45,050 --> 00:18:54,930
*

355
00:18:54,960 --> 00:19:05,010
*

356
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:15,020
*

357
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:25,030
*

358
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:35,040
*

359
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:45,050
*

360
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:55,060
*

361
00:19:55,060 --> 00:20:01,230
*

362
00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:03,400
We left the door
open, Mr. Taylor,

363
00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:06,230
after your
superintendent let us in.

364
00:20:06,270 --> 00:20:09,070
You are Bradley Taylor?

365
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:11,040
That's right.

366
00:20:11,070 --> 00:20:12,140
We're detectives, Mr.Taylor.

367
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,480
My name is Breslin.

368
00:20:13,510 --> 00:20:17,080
This is Sergeant Langley.

369
00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:18,310
So?

370
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,020
What could that possibly
have to do with me?

371
00:20:20,050 --> 00:20:21,080
We don't
know for sure.

372
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,690
But we'd certainly
like to find out.

373
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,860
You know, your lady
friend's been murdered.

374
00:20:26,890 --> 00:20:27,720
Murdered?

375
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,890
That's right,
murdered.

376
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,930
And real good, too,
the full treatment.

377
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,630
I think I'd
better sit down.

378
00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:45,410
Oh, come on, now, that
isn't necessary, is it?

379
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,910
Well, a lot of
things become necessary

380
00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:49,480
when a murder's been
committed, Mr. Taylor.

381
00:20:49,510 --> 00:20:53,310
I'm sorry if you feel
that we're the pushy type.

382
00:20:53,350 --> 00:20:55,720
Where were you
this afternoon?

383
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:57,490
I was out checking some
real estate properties

384
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:58,890
and some listings.

385
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,390
I was out east of Altadena
and then in the Valley,

386
00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:02,660
west of Northridge.

387
00:21:02,690 --> 00:21:04,690
You can check my secretary,
if you don't believe me.

388
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:05,830
We did.

389
00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:08,430
She told us you probably
would be traveling around.

390
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:16,770
Did you go to
the beach today?

391
00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:19,070
Was that one
of your trips?

392
00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:22,980
I've had those things in my
car for more than a week.

393
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:26,720
I haven't set foot
on the beach today!

394
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,720
All right.

395
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,090
I can tell you
this, Mr. Taylor,

396
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:31,790
you'd probably be
a lot better off

397
00:21:31,820 --> 00:21:36,390
if you had set foot
on the beach today.

398
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:37,630
Search him,
will you, George?

399
00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:39,190
Now, look, I'm no
boob that you can--

400
00:21:42,930 --> 00:21:43,900
(whistles)

401
00:21:43,930 --> 00:21:47,240
Charlie, will you look
at that pig-sticker?

402
00:21:47,270 --> 00:21:49,440
Mister, how
stupid can you get?

403
00:21:49,470 --> 00:21:51,010
All right,
that's my knife.

404
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:52,110
I have it with
me all the time.

405
00:21:52,140 --> 00:21:53,440
What about it?

406
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,440
It was washed not long ago in
some kind of cleaning fluid,

407
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:59,110
and a pretty sloppy job
at cleaning it was, too.

408
00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:02,820
Look, there's still three
strands of hair stuck to it.

409
00:22:02,850 --> 00:22:03,790
And the lab is
going to show us

410
00:22:03,820 --> 00:22:06,050
some more things, besides.

411
00:22:06,090 --> 00:22:08,260
You know something,
Mr. Taylor?

412
00:22:08,290 --> 00:22:09,890
You're putting on
the best act I've seen

413
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:13,160
in the last 15 years
in Hollywood.

414
00:22:13,190 --> 00:22:15,430
Your lady friend was
stabbed seven times

415
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:19,670
with a knife
exactly like that.

416
00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:22,900
Leslie was stabbed?

417
00:22:22,940 --> 00:22:24,840
Leslie?

418
00:22:24,870 --> 00:22:27,440
I don't believe I
mentioned the name Leslie.

419
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,640
I'm talking about the girl you
had dinner with last night,

420
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:34,380
Janice Wright, she was
stabbed and murdered today.

421
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:36,380
She was killed
with that knife.

422
00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:37,320
Now, why don't
you come down

423
00:22:37,350 --> 00:22:38,320
off of that
dream boat of yours

424
00:22:38,350 --> 00:22:39,550
and give us all
the details.

425
00:22:39,590 --> 00:22:42,090
You must be
mistake--

426
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,390
Janice?

427
00:22:46,430 --> 00:22:47,560
That is--

428
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,670
*

429
00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:52,170
That is impossible.

430
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:56,840
I'll give you the raw statistics
once again, Mr. Taylor.

431
00:22:56,870 --> 00:22:58,510
Janice Wright, age 26,

432
00:22:58,540 --> 00:23:00,880
and I'm quoting now from
her driver's license.

433
00:23:00,910 --> 00:23:03,680
5'8", brunette, brown eyes.

434
00:23:03,710 --> 00:23:04,680
Oh, come on off
it, Mr. Taylor.

435
00:23:04,710 --> 00:23:05,950
You know these
facts and figures

436
00:23:06,050 --> 00:23:07,620
a lot better
than we do.

437
00:23:07,650 --> 00:23:08,620
But don't you
understand?

438
00:23:08,650 --> 00:23:12,690
I couldn't
have killed her.

439
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,120
All right, I
lied to you today,

440
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,190
I was at the--

441
00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:23,970
*

442
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:27,070
Janice.

443
00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:30,910
We didn't invent the
girl's name, Mr. Taylor.

444
00:23:30,940 --> 00:23:32,340
Who else did
you have in mind?

445
00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:38,250
*

446
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,220
Our training film
has brought up

447
00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:42,980
another problem
for you criminals,

448
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:47,420
arch and otherwise.

449
00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:48,890
"Vampire.

450
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:53,730
Are you bothered by
unsightly blood stains?

451
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:57,830
Are telltale stains
hurting your social life

452
00:23:57,870 --> 00:24:00,740
and making the
police suspicious?

453
00:24:00,770 --> 00:24:03,370
Why not try Vampire?"

454
00:24:05,770 --> 00:24:07,310
Well.

455
00:24:16,180 --> 00:24:18,590
While I continue my efforts,

456
00:24:18,620 --> 00:24:22,460
why don't you listen
to this news report

457
00:24:22,490 --> 00:24:25,760
on a more
reliable product,

458
00:24:25,790 --> 00:24:29,560
after which I
will naturally

459
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:33,370
and inevitably
return to you?

460
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:39,770
On reading the label,

461
00:24:39,810 --> 00:24:42,580
I discovered that
actually Vampire

462
00:24:42,610 --> 00:24:46,650
does not claim to
remove blood stains,

463
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:50,690
it merely changes them
into gravy stains.

464
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:53,790
They are more
socially acceptable.

465
00:24:53,820 --> 00:24:57,160
Next week, we shall be
back with another story

466
00:24:57,190 --> 00:25:00,300
and some shoplifting hints.

467
00:25:00,330 --> 00:25:02,230
If you desire
any of the items

468
00:25:02,260 --> 00:25:05,030
we have demonstrated tonight,

469
00:25:05,030 --> 00:25:08,340
simply rip off the
top of your cell block

470
00:25:08,370 --> 00:25:10,310
and send it in.

471
00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:12,340
Good night.